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Only Demotivational Poster


MOTIFAKE ANNUAL PARTY - Picking the year's new moderator is a tightly contested affair.


TAGS: motifake im only joking
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Raf82 - July 29, 2010, 8:20 am
I think this is from The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
Kung-Fu Devil - July 28, 2010, 3:17 am
Erm... I have no idea haha.
Derek - July 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
A promotional stunt for an art-house movie? Can you enlighten us?


WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions


TRAITS OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: two choices only
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Jalozyin - July 14, 2011, 6:03 pm
Some of them aren't even one of the above...
ambslashrat - July 9, 2011, 8:05 am
maybe 20 years ago. kids today are one of three, not more.


BEST MATES -


TAGS: only for a good friend
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 7:29 pm
A wood chipper and a river work better.
greenejc - June 7, 2013, 4:07 am
A really best friend has land and a backhoe.


WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by stanthered

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


SMOOTH OPERATOR -


TAGS: only hurt the ones you love
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:14 pm
The autocensor won't let me type S E X ?????
DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:13 pm
"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love!" --Woody Allen, ANNIE HALL.
Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 6:54 am
I prefer moisturized wipes... I've said too much.
Budog - November 26, 2011, 2:05 am
Would like like a box of tissues to go with that hand cream?
Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

...then you might need the hand cream....lolz
beelzibub - November 25, 2011, 4:12 pm
... i doan git it???
mariand - November 25, 2011, 1:29 am
LOL


GEOGRAPHY QUIZ - How do you tell a Greek from a Muslim?


TAGS: you only get 1 guess
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

ICEMAN - November 12, 2010, 1:48 am
A BAD, BAD boy!!!
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 11:09 pm
You're a bad, bad boy LD.


say cheese -




MEMORIAL -


TAGS: calendar only thing worth remembering
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:47 pm
A Great Memorial, Thanks.


UM YES MS. SNOOKI - Your Ultrasound pictures are back, and we're fairly certain who the father is,


TAGS: only a russkin troll wouldmatewithher
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Garrison1444

falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:16 pm
This isn't what we wished for!


keith frickin richards -


TAGS: there can only be one
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

JesusWept - April 26, 2016, 7:22 am
It's a true miracle that this guy is alive LOL. ^^^^^Up


DANCER -


TAGS: you can dance anywhere even if only in your heart
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by rerun

Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:26 pm

absolutely stunning. fav'd of course...5 without question.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:29 pm
Ha!! a Texas pole dancer! me likes!!


THE TRASH HEAP'S BIRTHDAY -


TAGS: happy birthday heap only four and a half in dog years
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:57 pm
Have a good one Trash.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:32 pm
And in a dark brown voice, I say H-a-p-p-y Birthday.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
Have a good one Trash
TheTrashHeap - May 29, 2010, 2:08 pm
Thanks ICE!


GOING POSTAL - The real reason you don't steal a squirrels nuts.




CRYING IN THE SHOWER -




OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.




JUST DESERTS -


TAGS: get to a doctor your left cheek is not the only thing that got tatooed you racist prick
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by pieman

Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:52 am
I don't care if its got a mistake, I laughed so hard i blew a nut. 5L
Plug In Baby - May 13, 2011, 10:16 pm
I lol'd at "Deserts" when it's supposed to be "Desserts"
Budog - May 13, 2011, 9:56 pm
Absolutely frickin' hilarious, but it should be Aryan...
Weapon X - November 25, 2010, 1:38 am
OK...DUMBLEDORK-DND-DOOF'S assessment aside...EFFING HILARIOUS!! I immediately started laughing uncontrollably when I saw this one...we have no need for spellcheckers here...if you've been on the internet for any amount of time you know to get over it. 5L
DrowFighterMage - November 7, 2010, 7:31 am
I'm far from a grammar/spelling nazi, but 'arian' is an ancient & extinct form of heretical Christianity named after its founder Arius & condemned by the Council of Nicaea (among others). I think you meant 'Aryan' instead.


REALITY -




FAVORITES -


TAGS: you only live once cubby
Rating: 4.62/5

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jackripper - August 26, 2010, 9:11 am
BAM!! Taken it up a notch
Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 7:35 am

brilliant!
culos - August 26, 2010, 6:03 am
B as in Booters??? 5B's!


17:59 - OFFICIAL GUINNESS TIME -




ROADS -




FREE HUGS -


TAGS: only clowns live under bridges cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 2:21 pm
easy up there getreal, no need for that kind of behavior. You sound like you need a hug.
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:19 pm
if your retarded ass needed to put a comment to this, then go back to sundayschool.
pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 2:02 am
chompers is legit isn't he
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 10:42 pm
My eyes see free hugs, my heart says there's a van down there.


ANIMALS -


TAGS: ronnie snow unconditional love is the only good hammy
Rating: 4.41/5

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motinet - November 9, 2010, 9:49 am

moderator sign FIXED for good now, I think
culos - November 9, 2010, 9:22 am
After they read the Mo+ Limerick they removed it on purpose.... (#121009)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am
Hey WTF?.....I thought we got that fixed yesterday.
forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am
Mo²² misses his moderator-sign ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am
I got stuck with a smiley...all better now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:14 am
Fixed....woohoo!
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 9:14 am
What Is It Moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Ahhhhhh...avatar hell!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:11 am
mooooo test
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 9:07 am
wow You Really Are The Biggest Gentleman On Here, You Can Disrespect All you Wnat, We're A Family Here :D
Haarakkon - November 9, 2010, 8:49 am
No, I know it's not. No disrespect intended, Ham, I was only making a reference to that icon.
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 8:35 am
Thanks, and haar this is not the hitman monkey pic, ill pm you that one :D
Haarakkon - November 9, 2010, 8:28 am
Hitman Monkey!
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 8:17 am
Simply perfect.


OHIO - Where the local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for sports.




MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL - I will save you from evil, my children. Send me all your evil money. Preacher Man will save your souls.


TAGS: amen and hallelujah cash or money orders only
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

EvilGod - May 25, 2013, 11:45 pm
The quote is "The love of money is the root of all evil". You still make a valid point though.
falloutghoul - September 22, 2011, 8:02 pm
Agreed!
twistedone - February 10, 2010, 11:36 am
The second root of all evil: RELIGION!!! it's total and complete bullshit!!!


STRENGTH & VIRILITY -


TAGS: strength virility only shooting blanks
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

steph1 - May 11, 2011, 4:14 am
ouch!!!...get well soon
Reality Lord - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm

lolz
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:00 pm

Damn, the hits keep coming. 5L
Airman - May 10, 2011, 6:45 pm
zzzzzzzzzing!


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart who looks outside dreams who looks inside awakens
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by rerun

pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 10:52 pm
Will it make you more likely to approve bad posters?
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
That does it... I'm drinking. How about them moments of clarity?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 10:28 pm
Deep...and weird. Are you taking your Meds? 5?


SOME FRIENDS -


TAGS: it s like veggies humor only i had a good childhood
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - January 13, 2010, 12:24 pm
RDSLMAO!! Thank jeebus I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
BoneCD - January 13, 2010, 7:29 am
Thanks Goat...appreciate that.
The Goat - January 13, 2010, 3:16 am
This has got to be the best of 2010 so far!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:50 pm
Thanks guys
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 10:38 pm
Wicked and excellent Bone, 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
Amsome, another great one Bone!


OPTOMETRY -




TRUST -




ONLY - for that girl in my dreams




LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by rerun

GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by rerun

forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


JESUS CHRIST! - Put some clothes on!


TAGS: regeneration i thought only namekians could do that shit is goku like dragon ball jesus i wonder
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 8:41 pm
It caught me by suprise..I almost spit my drink all over my monitor when I started laughing.
heathentod - May 20, 2010, 6:12 pm
OMG (no pun intended)! I love it! 5Ls fo sho!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:50 pm
Oh, ok... I see. Thought you were drudging up some memories.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:44 pm
Safe for work, I mean...I think.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
Safe?
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:39 pm
If Jesus' junk isn't safe, who's is? lol
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:30 pm
THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:00 pm
Magnificent!


TEAMWORK -




PATIENCE -




MIRROR, MIRROR -




BIEBER -


TAGS: demotivating for the record i only listen to him while cruising with chomp near middle schools
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

the1stCOMMI3 - August 19, 2011, 7:49 pm
but by the time his balls do drop- ...oh that'5 right, they wont
Krissie - August 21, 2010, 7:35 am
Bwahahahahahaaa! whoever photoshopped this did a great job!
crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:45 pm
LOL Very nice FP.
Zealot - August 20, 2010, 4:04 pm
well, thats not saying much, cause his balls wont drop, not because they're non existant but because his manager makes him take steroids that keep them from doing that to keep his voice that way
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 3:53 pm
Thanks grey and Rl i did nothing to the pic.
Reality Lord - August 20, 2010, 2:36 pm

did you shop the boobs down..lol.
GreyScorpion - August 20, 2010, 2:23 pm
and for the record, this is my first, and last, bieber poster approval...and I choose to not vote...damn you FP


Suede Gramma -


TAGS: only one per family
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - December 13, 2013, 7:46 pm
Wood……pecker……Woodpecker. Phukking spell Czech. Gramma woulda whupped up side the haid with her cane fer that one.
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:11 pm
All that AND it came in such a tiny package! How my little 5 foot nuthin' grandma managed all that attitude I'll never know.
GaryO - December 13, 2013, 10:10 am
Yeah, mine had vice grips for hands. Gotta say, never got lost at the huge JC Penney store.
Greeny - December 13, 2013, 4:57 am
Yessir - I was amazed how someone fueled by Lawrence Welk could have such strong arms - 5 wooden spoons
lgvernon - December 12, 2013, 11:48 pm

Wood lips? Who knew...


SOLITUDE - I have come to realize that there is no such thing as Solitude. The laughing voice in my head follows me everywhere.




NO BOATING ACCIDENT -


TAGS: the height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains the torso has been severed in mid thorax there are no major organs remaining
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Excellent BTW Seanski!


THERE'S ONLY ONE -


TAGS: only one mother superior norris evil
Rating: 3.48/5

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William Syler - October 20, 2009, 10:57 am
I thought it was going to be a Nun-Chuck joke.


TONY -


TAGS: tony stark doing the things you can only dream about
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

Bartimaeus - May 29, 2010, 3:54 pm
Cool World is a possibility. You just need a LOT of acid.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 3:28 pm
Not even after seeing Cool World or Roger Rabbit? I did and I'm ashamed.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:19 pm
I've never dreamed about being a cartoon.


NO - thats not a speed bump


TAGS: only in america
Rating: 2.3/5

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FACEBOOK -


TAGS: this only deserves a 3
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 5:55 am
Stephen Lynch is Craig Christ
Cyriaque - October 14, 2010, 7:59 pm
so if I don't believe in jesus does someone have to clap to save his life?


MEMORY LAPSE -


TAGS: pain is only in the mind cubby
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

rerun - July 30, 2010, 8:27 pm

twisted & perverted, just like it should be.
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 11:13 pm
Yeah...I'll lick them
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 11:01 pm
ahhhh... taking the submissive role?
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 10:58 pm
I like the boots...
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
Photo is good... the caption makes it great... couldn't be done better.
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 10:48 pm
I know you love this photo...thanks
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 10:45 pm
This is a masterpiece. 5 Leather Lions


STAR PORN - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... *fap**fap**fap**fap*




FUGLY -


TAGS: butterface day darkness is your only friend
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

DrSynth - August 21, 2011, 1:23 am
im pretty sure that used 0to be a dude *shudders*
Feasibly - September 30, 2010, 10:37 am
Nice lint ball in the navel...
culos - September 30, 2010, 9:41 am
I have to agree, he is.....
tellitlikeitis - September 30, 2010, 8:46 am
Oh, no, she's definately fugly.
sabretruthtiger - September 30, 2010, 5:12 am
Don't get it, and I get a lot! Sorry, not funny, she's doable.
sabretruthtiger - September 30, 2010, 5:12 am
Don't get it, and I get a lot! Sorry, not funny, she's doable.


ONLY IN THE 80'S - Emilio Estevez vs. The Green Goblin !


TAGS: only in the 80 s emilio estevez green goblin
Rating: 3.25/5

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Anonymous2 - May 28, 2010, 1:58 pm
Maximum Overdrive FTW! The only movie you can't make better by replacing its soundtrack with AC/DC songs because they're already there.


Name the book title -


TAGS: five guesses only
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

JesusWept - May 4, 2014, 8:03 am
The film was in fact shown in soviet russia in 1948. But the communist government stopped it because the audiences were amazed that even the poorest americans owned cars.
JesusWept - May 4, 2014, 7:18 am
"The Grapes Of Wrath meet The Ducks Of Bath"? XD
Greeny - May 4, 2014, 6:57 am
I'm still trying to figure out how to fit the 7th level of unnerving darkness in with the grapes, in just three words...
Airman - May 3, 2014, 11:32 pm
Yoda would say "of Wrath the Grapes"
Airman - May 3, 2014, 11:29 pm
yes she did..nice call G
ughomer - May 3, 2014, 11:09 pm
(Ooops) ~ Mr. Mooooooooooooo is absolutely correct. "The" "_______" "___" "_____."
Airman - May 3, 2014, 11:02 pm
the title is a direct quote from The Battle Hymn of the Republic
GaryO - May 3, 2014, 10:58 pm
Only movie I’ve seen that matched the book. The Joads coulda been my folks. Jane Darwell coulda been my gramma’s sister, Fonda my uncle Charlie. Only he rode the rails from Oklahoma ahead of the family to scout around.
Greeny - May 3, 2014, 10:43 pm
Didn't his wife come up with the title?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 3, 2014, 10:36 pm
There should be another space at the beginning for the word "the".
ughomer - May 3, 2014, 10:22 pm
Airman is closest after 5 hours. You can always tell an Airman - you just can't tell him anything!!
Airman - May 3, 2014, 9:58 pm
might be a Steinbeck associated
Oldsod - May 3, 2014, 9:35 pm
I..I...I want to answer, but I don't want to spoil it for anyone...5L!
Sho - May 3, 2014, 9:24 pm
hehehe
Greeny - May 3, 2014, 8:55 pm
Pissed off fruit? lol


IDEAS -


TAGS: only ideals truly define the person hammy
Rating: 4.83/5

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Hawamleh - November 8, 2010, 4:42 pm
I Used Hitler Because He Represents An Ideal, White Supremacy, A thought that Nearly Changed the world, Yet No Matter How We try the World Will Not be Able To Change this Idea. And I think Of Mohamed More Like This Old Guy That Used To Live Next To Me
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
My bad..should clarify. Where Hitler goes off on a rant about the Giants and the Cowboys. It made perfect sense to me, but others may think, what the heck is he talking about. :)
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:41 pm
I loved that youtube video with the Giants and the Cowboys. I find it entertaining that Hammy is Muslim, right? And he is called Hammy. This entertains me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 12:13 pm
Are we sure that's Hitler?...Maybe it's Muhammad...The one "true" prophet (no one knows what he looks like....except Hammy)
Airman - November 8, 2010, 10:58 am
a general statement that makes you think, but what is the purpose of Hitler with it? the Holocaust? Dictators? conquering other countries? White supremacy? disappointment with the Cowboys?


COURSE OF EXISTENCE -




Shrew suckage -


TAGS: only lifeless lard left
Rating: 4.79/5

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GaryO - August 11, 2013, 11:30 am
…..she said from the kitchen
falloutghoul - August 11, 2013, 8:00 am
Sorry, but that's your responsibility.


DESIRE - I don't want what I have I can’t have what I want


TAGS: if only
Rating: 4.42/5

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RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: only i can love you cubby
Rating: 4.18/5

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GreyScorpion - November 3, 2010, 9:06 am
great pic!! 5L


EASTER SUICIDE - Not only painless, but delicious as well.


TAGS: peepicide the only way out or out my butt afterwards
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:59 pm
Poor bunny. Will it rise again as a chick?


SUMMER TEETH - Summer teeth are there summer teeth are gone.


TAGS: only floss the ones you want to keep
Rating: 3.64/5

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R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:14 pm
Whatever! I'm putting those Scorpion traps back in the breakroom!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:10 pm
He didn't, really. He just encouraged me a very little.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:09 pm
Ah ha!! He said he had nothing to do with it! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:05 pm
And don't forget GS told me it was a good idea when I asked him... Get angry at him! ;)
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:03 pm
I know, no harm done, it was the BEST April fools joke I've have played on me for years! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:02 pm
I'm sorry... kinda. LoL It WAS April Fool's Day. And by the time you managed to make another account to PM me, I'd already unbanned you! See? No harm done. :P
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
I was sweating bullets and freaking out!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:56 pm
That was... an exceptionally funny day. :D
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:55 pm
I still don't know what the big deal was, I mean I hacked the server sure, and maybe dropped in a virus or 2, and maybe stole account information, but banning me for it? Sheesh! Take a joke! ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm
Heh heh... Teach you to conspire against motifake.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm
That wasn't from the ban hammer Jake, maybe a "hammer" but certainly not the ban hammer.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:51 pm
She will too! I still have the scar!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:50 pm
I'll ban whatever I want! *stomps*
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:49 pm
No crying, you didn't make it and you are a mod. Chin up....*looks around* don't ban me please.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:48 pm
Oh, hey, thanks! I mean, I KNEW I was retarded, but you didn't have to rub it in. :( LoL
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
O well now that just makes this one pretty retarded. I see no funny.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:26 pm
(I will sometimes answer my phone, "Brandle summer home; summer home, summer not!")
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:25 pm
Some-of-her
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
I dont get this? Anyone?


PIMPIN' SHIT -


TAGS: only an ahole refers to themselves in third person
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 17, 2009, 10:05 pm
Note to self: never again trust aggy to write the tags.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:31 pm
Yet pathetically NOT prophylactic.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 4:03 pm
This is a great one. Profoundly prophetic.
MO - June 12, 2009, 6:23 pm
Well just for the record. Us Amerikens hate meeses...to pieces! 'Cause meese down thisaway tend to bite nieces! Oh, and as a side note, I think I may need a doctor after reading your last. Gifted. Just freakin gifted!
Sean - June 12, 2009, 6:16 pm
They would have us call them that, eh? So we passive aggressives (all Canadians are, by the way) rebel against the pro-moose agenda by calling them "mooses". Sure, they bite more sisters as a result, but only the sisters who need biting to begin with.
MO - June 12, 2009, 6:04 pm
meese!!!
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 6:02 pm
And we do know that there are a lot of camels up there...tyhat way the Mooses don't have to do the work, eh!
MO - June 12, 2009, 5:56 pm
meese
Sean - June 12, 2009, 5:53 pm
Here in Canada we pimp our camels with touques and sort of a multicoloured scarf and mittens combo. Makes the mooses jealous as hell, too. Good times.
agdaniele - June 12, 2009, 5:45 pm
This one's quality marks it for export... guaranteed!
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 5:43 pm
Bob Dole said....


AMINA & SIGNE -


TAGS: we miss you signe please come back if only to make this dream a reality
Rating: 2.79/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 6:58 pm
Bump
amina - December 1, 2009, 10:18 pm
I hope you don't mean gag about me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:44 am
I concur...GAGX2
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 10:38 am
/gag
Narutarded - November 9, 2009, 10:37 am
Hey, what's this poster abou- *faint*
amina - November 6, 2009, 6:57 pm
Well, you see if naru is passed out cold then i cant.....hold that thought i think i just figured out how too.....
DreMagnum - November 6, 2009, 3:51 pm
please be a pony, please be a pony
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 11:37 am
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! And for that correct answer, what has the man won?
DreMagnum - November 6, 2009, 11:33 am
He's saying Signe isnt hot.
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 11:07 am
I like it Amina...I just don't understand why you would go slumming with...you know.
amina - November 6, 2009, 9:59 am
I don't care what other people think. I like this one Briton.
Derek - November 5, 2009, 8:49 pm
I like Signe; she real. Haven't seen her in a while though. Perhaps she's gone to MotiReal?
agdaniele - November 5, 2009, 7:40 pm
She goes by other names... anchor, drag chute, arrestor cable, the first showcase... you get the picture.
aesop's folly - November 5, 2009, 5:06 pm
hehehe
LogicDude - November 5, 2009, 11:41 am
Look at the "big picture" there Briton - while Amina is seriously hot, the other subject - not naming names - is NOT. This would really lower the hotness rating of Amina...really. I DO like the idea though, so I'll just rename the other in my head. *fap*
Briton of Rose - November 5, 2009, 9:20 am
*morning
Briton of Rose - November 5, 2009, 9:20 am
And good mornong to you too, Aggy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2009, 8:36 am
Yawn.


CONDOMS -


TAGS: im the only one here pzy
Rating: 5/5

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Kyronic - June 2, 2012, 11:31 pm
Finally! A use for my not-so-clever word: Condumb.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 4:16 am
Don't waste it! Use it for your cucumbers!


PATS PLACE -


TAGS: by invite only
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 9:39 am
I Feel Totally comfortable :)
forseti - September 21, 2010, 3:17 am
RL: should we laugh?? *fg*
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 11:03 pm
we all now why cubby is the master
Cubbybear - September 20, 2010, 10:57 pm
Is that Carmen Sandiego?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 4:49 pm
will add it to the list forseti. I might have chuckled.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 4:36 pm

only one rule guys...did you laugh?
forseti - September 20, 2010, 4:05 pm
4) fear of either being a bootlicker or a timmy
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 3:49 pm
having same issue, going to my rules for when not to vote. 1) do not understand (yet) 2) barely dressed woman 3) greybeard inside joke
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:45 pm
i really don't know how to vote on this one!! ;)


SLOW AND STEADY -


TAGS: only in fairy tales does it win the race
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 10:03 pm
Hope that ain't double-sided tape!
Reality Lord - September 17, 2010, 5:29 pm

love it.


COMPUTERS -


TAGS: males only need this cubby
Rating: 4.72/5

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Cubbybear - February 10, 2011, 8:44 pm
It's there...PORN
CoolioIndeed - February 10, 2011, 5:37 pm
The motifake button is missing!


REIMAGINING -


TAGS: it s only a cartoon cubby
Rating: 4.63/5

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shadow87 - December 19, 2011, 1:15 pm
Sorry to be so blunt, but does anyone else have a hard on w/ this? lmfao


ACCORDING TO THE U.S. GOVERNMENT - Marijuana it's like heroin, only greener


TAGS: government marijuana heroin only greener
Rating: 4.62/5

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spanko1 - November 10, 2011, 11:23 am
And now send me that beautiful bud!!!
Budog - July 10, 2011, 7:58 pm
Greeny, you will get no argument from me. Now just tell that to the assholes we seem to keep electing.
Greeny - July 10, 2011, 7:55 pm
Greener is better!


ICEMAN -




INTELLIGENCE -


TAGS: if only breasts were brains
Rating: 4.53/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:20 pm
What book?


SILLY HEALTH NUTS -


TAGS: you only live once
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hawamleh - November 26, 2010, 6:00 pm
5 lions, and 2nd moti into my favs !


TIMMYS -


TAGS: regulars egg you on for one reason only
Rating: 4.48/5

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phydeaux - August 2, 2010, 4:45 pm
Dude, 8L for sure. But I forget them after the killing strike, twitching or not...
Cubbybear - August 2, 2010, 12:59 am
Dead rat metaphor...priceless 5/5


THE PHONE CALL -


TAGS: this is only a test
Rating: 4.44/5

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spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:06 pm
Good one Airman, 5Ls.


MANLY MEN -


TAGS: the only answer would be c
Rating: 4.43/5

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CANADA - March 22, 2010, 6:26 pm
LMAO! 5L
phydeaux - March 22, 2010, 5:08 pm
A true manly man would answer "C" to all those questions. 5 up kilt shots!


PEACE IS A LIE -


TAGS: there is only power
Rating: 4.4/5

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CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:19 pm
Made me think of Hard Rock Hallelujah by Lordi. Then I thought of Engel (Angel) by Rammstein (don't get near the wingtips-they're going to blow flames)


THE ONLY WITNESS - To my "indiscretion" in the pool... And now he gets all the steak he wants!


TAGS: the only witness
Rating: 4.27/5

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heathentod - May 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Too damn cute!


GIRLS GONE WILD - enough is enough




RONSART -


TAGS: ronsart the only way to get top 5 is when he s gone
Rating: 4.11/5

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ronsart - December 24, 2009, 12:55 pm
We cool and more than straight. Consider u and others my friends. Now get back to work.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 12:19 pm
I never heard back from you, Ron. Are we straight?
ronsart - December 24, 2009, 12:17 pm
GS ur just amesome...lol...made my day!...thanks for time and effort and smiles. being the oldest one on Motifake is a challenge watching all you smart and talented kids creating great gems. Now get back to work...me and the nurse have work to do too.


INCEST -




DA-DEE-DUMM-DUMM - The Motifake You Are About To Read Is True. Only Their Hair Color Has Been Changed To Protect Their Identity.


TAGS: only people older than 40 will get the dragnet reference
Rating: 3.83/5

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sickartist - December 27, 2009, 6:33 pm
Which one is Friday and which one is Gannon?


AFTER CUBBY PAID A VISIT... -




PLUS-MINUS -


TAGS: joking only joking
Rating: 3.64/5

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Derek - February 19, 2010, 3:31 am
Fantastic


A NIGHT OUT -




THE FAMILY BUSINESS -


TAGS: they shared only the money
Rating: 2.87/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:37 am
Colleges don't accept milk bones in lieu of tuition.
agdaniele - November 5, 2009, 10:59 pm
I'm trying to get through college.
spacedog - November 5, 2009, 10:54 pm
Aggy tap dances in crotchless chaps for pesos? Aye chihuahua! 5 bones.
agdaniele - November 5, 2009, 10:43 pm
HIlarious! I regret giving it a 5, as I just realized that you just outed me... yeah, like I wouldn't figure it out because you changed the name to Pepe?


COSPLAY -




TRUCKEN - WHY MEN DRIVE TRUCK!! Only My Truck Is This COOL


TAGS: wht men drive truck only my truck is this cool
Rating: 2.27/5

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CANADA - January 4, 2010, 9:27 pm
it was a '49. it only did aboot 40mph but it sure looked sweet in olive drab
rerun - January 4, 2010, 9:25 pm

might be worth it for a classic.
CANADA - January 4, 2010, 9:23 pm
I had an old Willys jeep that I needed to double clutch. it was like driving a tractor, coolest jeep ever!
rerun - January 4, 2010, 9:21 pm

I own a truck, but a p/u. Not one of these big ass ones. Hate double clutching
CANADA - January 4, 2010, 9:20 pm
i've owned 5 trucks and only 1 car. 2 if an el camino counts
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:18 pm
The closest I can get to a pickup is leaving the trunk open on the caddy.
rerun - January 4, 2010, 9:18 pm

she is above average for a lot lizzard, not great though
CANADA - January 4, 2010, 9:17 pm
I'll take my pickup truck any day
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:15 pm
Trucken, huh? Men here drive car.


MONKEYS - They share 99.99% of the same genes as Americans. Only less hairy.




STRAY THOUGHTS -


TAGS: are you my daddy only you can change the world
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - September 8, 2012, 1:01 pm
I still ask, but I get no answer...maybe this is the answer... wb V


God complex beats narcissism anyday -




ladies and gentlemen -




Dry Clean Only -




Swamp Land -


TAGS: single thinking only of the box
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - April 26, 2014, 9:14 pm
shroomin' in the gloamin'...hard ta beat..M-M


From Me To You Kid -




IS THAT -


TAGS: members only
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2010, 8:04 pm
Door charge requires bacon & beer. 5L Note to Timmies: Dishwashers needed.


SIGNS OF THE TIMES -


TAGS: only worked once too
Rating: 4.63/5

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themansn - February 24, 2011, 8:54 am
I got my tonsils removed and didn#t received any Ice Cream for 2 weeks!! As substitute I received some medicine that made made all shady for the 2 weeks xDD
Sean - October 26, 2010, 11:11 pm
Wonderful Haar. And holding back any mention of rusty pliars ... exemplary restraint for comedic excellence. Bravo!
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 10:28 pm
Aces as always, Haar!


30 PIECES OF SILVER -


TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash revenge dash judas dash what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity dash where i am going i can only take smiles
Rating: 4.62/5

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Derek - April 8, 2010, 4:37 pm
Sadly ineffective on some people
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:49 am
Excellent!


EARN YOUR KEEP -


TAGS: pride never helps it only hurts
Rating: 4.61/5

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spacedog - August 14, 2010, 6:55 pm
Fab. 5L


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: i ve only needed one censor in my life and she made me what i am thanks mom
Rating: 4.59/5

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twill1962 - November 5, 2012, 7:39 am
You left out FaceBook. 5L.
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 12:32 am
They may just be neurotic, or possibly psychotic... 5L


MOTIFAKE HEADQUARTERS -


TAGS: the only way to win is not to bomb
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:07 am
A noob.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2010, 11:56 pm
Who done it?
motifake - July 26, 2010, 10:24 am

LMAO!!!!!!!! great photochop work
forseti - July 26, 2010, 7:44 am
Aggy, commenting first on your own motifakes is soooo Timmy!!!!11111oneoneeleven
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:24 am
LOL! You scared him off!
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:23 am
Speakin of takin the bait....I just looked to see who was on....and saw Haark!! Hope things are well with you, you... horny hatted....um...viking....!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:20 am
(can't wait to see who takes the bait)


Controversy at Motifake.com -




KUNG-FU DEVIL -




MY MID-LIFE CRISIS -


TAGS: it only become a crisis after i twisted my fircken ankle
Rating: 4.41/5

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jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:53 pm
5 runs of the hose
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:39 am
5 shenanigans
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:56 am
OK. A little note about the tags: I was drunk. Soooo me! *urppp*


SIMPLICITY -


TAGS: neglect is its only friend
Rating: 4.37/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 7:02 am
nicely put. 5l's
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 10:42 pm
Excellent, as always.


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